FAQ
Q: Why does the pen run away?
A: It has severe commitment issues and trust problems with pointing devices.
Q: Can I catch the pen?
A: You can try, but it's faster than your cursor and has a head start on paranoia.
Q: What's the point of a pen that runs away?
A: What's the point of anything? At least our pen is honest about avoiding responsibility.
Q: Is this a good investment?
A: Define "good." Define "investment." Actually, don't. We're allergic to definitions.
Q: Why does it leave a trail?
A: Even cowards need to document their escape routes. It's like breadcrumbs, but more neurotic.
Q: Will you add more features?
A: Features are commitments. Commitments are scary. The pen taught us that.
Q: Is the pen afraid of everything?
A: Not everything. Just cursors, clicks, taps, and general human interaction. So... yes, everything.