Why Pen?

The Runaway Revolution

In a world where everything wants your attention, $PEN dares to run away. It's not antisocial; it's selectively social. Very selectively. Actually, not social at all.

Pen Psychology

• • Suffers from chronic cursor-phobia
• • Believes all interactions are threats
• • Practices extreme social distancing
• • Has trust issues with pointing devices
• • Prefers the company of empty space

The Art of Nonsensical Avoidance

Our pen doesn't just avoid cursors—it avoids responsibility, commitment, and meaningful interaction. It's the digital embodiment of running away from your problems, except it leaves a trail so you can track its escape route.

Why This Makes No Sense

Because sense is overrated. In a world full of logical investments and reasonable decisions, $PEN stands as a monument to beautiful, purposeful nonsense.